I was out with friends over the weekend, and Boy-Crazy-Gina was practically getting whiplash as she checked out every boy that walked past.
I coined a phrase that the punster in me is quite proud of, although I responsibly share all credit with my two friends Jack and Coca-Cola. (Actually, just one friend- separate yet inseparable, in the manner of Siamese Twins.)
"Gina's got her radar going tonight... No, no- wait a second- Gina's got her LAY-dar going tonight!"
This officially wins me a star on the Geek Walk Of Fame.