Brady: Mom, can I drive my nuts?
Brady: Mom. Can. I. Drive. My. NUTS?
Me: Brady, what are you talking about?
Brady: Maddy said I was driving her nuts, can I drive mine?
I'm just your average
single(ish) ENGAGED MARRIED(!?!?!) twenty- sixseven year old with two three kids, a meaningless job, a severe addiction to fried foods and reality TV, and plans to one day rule the world.