Who wants to bother with a troublesome flask when you can smuggle booze somewhere AND give your breasts the illusion of grandeur?
Multi-tasking? I'll drink to that.
Even if it's through a hose connected to my bra.
I'm just your average
single(ish) ENGAGED MARRIED(!?!?!) twenty- sixseven year old with two three kids, a meaningless job, a severe addiction to fried foods and reality TV, and plans to one day rule the world.