Phone conversation between Chris and myself, today:
Me: Chris, I have bad news...
Chris: Oh no, what?
Me: Your glasses got broken today.
Chris: My glasses? What glasses?
Me: Your eye glasses.
Chris: MY PINT GLASSES?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: No, your eye glasses.
Chris: Oh, no big deal. Whew, you scared me there for a second.