Upon Seeing A Roadrunner:
Me: Look, Maddy! A roadrunner! Like the cartoo---
Maddy: Like High Speed Online!
(For those of you saying "Huh?", our cable internet is called Roadrunner.)
I'm just your average
single(ish) ENGAGED MARRIED(!?!?!) twenty- sixseven year old with two three kids, a meaningless job, a severe addiction to fried foods and reality TV, and plans to one day rule the world.